Lieutenant Commander Banana

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For RP posts in Banana's Quarters.

[Lt. Cmdr. Banana]

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Banana walks into her quarters. She sets down the padd she was carrying and flops on the couch.

Banana: Computer, play me some music.

Computer: Please specify.

Banana: Oh, I don't know! Play something I've requested recently.

The computer beeps and begins playing a 21st Century pop song Banana cannot remember the name of. Satisfied however, she lays there for a while just listening. When she gets the energy to get up, she walks to the replicator.

Banana: Iced tea with extra lemon.

The drink appears and she gulps it down quickly. She walks to her closet and takes out a finely pressed dress uniform. She changes quickly and surveys herself in the mirror. Pleased with her appearance, Banana runs a comb through her hair and checks the time.

Banana: *to herself* Hm, it's still a bit early yet, but I do have something I want to take care of on Atlantis.

She takes one last glance in the mirror and then exits her quarters, headed for the transporter room.

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[Lt. Cmdr. Doss]

[14:08]

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Banana's quarters weren't locked so he walked right in.  It felt alien to him yet comforting.  He also felt like a teenager sneaking into the girls dorm at the Academy.  He took in the sights, from the neatly made bed to the padds on the table.  It's been a long time since he last set foot in her quarters or her in his for that matter.  A few pictures sat on the table: one of her brother Benford, one of him, her, and Targ as Cadets.  He smiled, having the same picture in his quarters.  For the most part, her quarters were pretty sparse of personal affects.  Dave's, by contrast, were full of random bits, junk, and various parts.  He just loved to tinker.
Dave wandered to the closet and opened it, revealing 5 uniforms, a nightgown, and a few dresses.  One caught his eye immediately.  It was the dress she wore on Risa during their... err.. Date.  He wondered if she'd ever wear it again.  Grabbing a uniform he checked the size and headed to the replicator.

Dave: Computer, One uniform size 12, Female, Caitian, Operations.

The appropriate uniform, colored in the Operations gold, materialized.  Dave took it and set it down onto the bed.  Without realizing he wasn't in his own quarters, he went into the bathroom and stripped, being careful not to look down.  As the tunic came off, he felt... something he wasn't expecting.  He looked down and below the black bra holding up his breasts he saw two extra sets of nipples.  Judging by their position and apparent lack of mammary glands, he guessed they were vestigial. The shock was still a bit much for him and he looked away, shaking his head quickly.  He did, however, get a good look at how much fur covered Banana's body.  He never really knew how much the fur really covered, but he found it extended all the way down her body.  It was a fine, brown coat, very shiny as well.  And smoooth... he ran his hands down the side and found the smoothness sooo... good.  He almost felt himself purr.  Shaking the distraction, he focused on the shower.

Dave: Computer, activate sonic shower.

Computer: Unable to comply.  Sonic shower is offline.

Dave: Offline?  Trace fault.

Computer: Sonic shower was deactivated on stardate 3349 by ensign Ryan Omega.

Dave: Ryan?  Reason for deactivation.

Computer: Installation of Hydro-shower.

Dumbfounded, dave looks to his left and realizes that there is, in fact, an antique water based shower.  A door kept the water from escaping and a drain was installed into the floor.

Dave: Oh.  *Looks at himself* I guess with all this fur, a sonic shower just won't work.

Dave looks down, noting how there are still undergarments on.  He gulps.

Dave: I guess those have to come off too....

Closing his eyes tightly, he reaches back and tries to unclasp the bra.  It takes a few tries but eventually it falls.  He simply drops it onto the floor.  The underwear is much easier though the addition of a tail makes it someone more difficult to undo, but eventually he manages to get into the shower and tuns it on, lathering and washing (eyes closed) as best as he can.  Fortunately the products are in easy reach and a quick peek keeps him from picking the conditioner when he needs the shampoo.

When all is said and done, and he feels that he has done a thorough job cleaning, he steps out and reaches for the towel, drying himself off as best as he can while being careful not to touch inappropriate areas.  Remembering that he needs to find the brush, he wraps the towel around his body and only then does he feel it ok to open his eyes. 

His attempt to tie the towel tightly, however, fails miserably.  He rolls his eyes and sighs in frustration before simply holding it up and walking to the dressers.  He found the brush in the first drawer along with several other brushes, claw files, hair ties, and a blow dryer.  In the next one down he finds the other required item... undergarments.  Staring at them, he feels incredibly guilty about what he needs to do, but takes a matching bra and underwear and drops the towel.  Eyes closed, he puts on the garments, though he does struggle with the bra.  When he finally get's it, the feeling of being squished was a stark contrast from the feeling of freedom.  Now, he thought, he knew why these things were so hated.  At least now he was semi-decent so he took the brush and blow dryer and began work.  He followed the instructions to the letter and even found himself enjoying the feeling of the brush and hot air on his fur.  When the time was up, he put on the uniform, admiring the sexy form in the mirror.  Yawning, he decided that a nap was now in order and laid on the bed, asleep in seconds.

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Yes B... I did have fun writing that.  I can't wait to see what YOU do... hehehe...

[Lt. Cmdr. Banana]

[15:18]

Banana walked into her quarters, yawning. Upon entering, she sees her own body laying in her bed, sleeping soundly.

Banana: Ughhhhhh!

Dave was curled up in a ball at the edge of the bed. He was lightly purring, and looked overall peaceful. Banana smiled inwardly, remarking at how cute she looked when she slept.

Banana: I wonder if he realizes  that I don't actually sleep at the edge of the bed.

She rolled her eyes and exited the room, headed for Dave's quarters.

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[Captain Rydell]

[15:47]

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Rydell: [Clipped] Lieutenant Commanders Banana and Doss? We're waiting.

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[Lt. Cmdr. Doss]

[15:47]

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Purr.....
Dave's ear twitched slightly but otherwise he remained in his curled up position, purring softly as he slept.

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[Lt. Cmdr. Banana]

[15:52]

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Banana tore into her quarters to see Dave curled up in the same position as earlier. She sighed and walked over to the bed and shook up.

Banana: Dave! Get up!!

He stirred and let out a light purr. Banana rolled her eyes and paused momentarily, weighing her options. On the one hand, she wanted to hit him really hard to wake him up. On the other however, he was still inhabiting her body and she didn't want to harm herself. Looking around and thinking quickly, she grabbed a nearby pillow and began hitting him vigorously.

Banana: GET UP!

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[Lt. Cmdr. Doss]

[15:53]

The swatting turned into a dream.  Dave lazily tried to swat at the pillow as he dreamed he was being attacked by Birds.

Dave: Noo... Tweety...stop hitting... me....

Finally, Dave opens his eyes and covers his face from the pillow barrage.  Banana stops, seeing him awake.

Banana: Staff Meeting.  Now!

Dave Groaned and stretched, which extended his claws on the bed sheet got caught.  He shook it off and slowly got up.

Dave: Do you ever think we're in the wrong profession?

Banana: Never.  Now come on, I'm not going to have my mind AND my body miss a staff meeting.

Dave Yawned

Dave: Yeah yeah...

The two, slowly, made their way to the Observation Lounge.

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We'll have to do a proper Slumber party later.

[Lt. Cmdr. Doss]

[Immediately after beaming from the Infirmary on Atlantis]

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Dave and Banana materialize in Banana's quarters.  Dave looks smug as Banana takes the second to figure out where she was.

Dave: Yes your place.  Mine's a mess.  Now, let's get something to eat.

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[Lt. Cmdr. Doss]

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Dave: Ok... computer, give me ... spagettie and meatballs with leamonade.  B?

Banana: I feel like meatloaf, corn, and mashed potatoes with gravy.  And some tea.

Dave: And one order of Meatloaf, corn, and mashed pototes with standard gravy and a glass of Dave tea 1.

The food materializes  and Dave passes the plate and drink to Banana.  The two sit at the little table and begin eating.

Dave: Mmmm.. Damn.  This tastes better than usual.  Is this why you love eating it?

Banana: I guess.  I just thought it tasted that way.  Here let me try some.

Dave offers some Spaghetti to Banana who takes a bite to compare the flavor.

Banana: Hmmm... Not bad.  Not as good but not bad.

Dave: Ok, now I'm curious. 
Dave takes a bit of meatloaf to compare.

Dave: Ugh... Terrible. 

Banana: Yeah.  I steer FAR away from meatloaf. 

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[Lt. Cmdr. Banana]

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Dave: I want my tastebuds back.

Banana: I want A LOT of things back that would go on the list before tastebuds. But we're just going to have to be patient, I suppose.

Dave: Good luck with that. My impatience might start to manifest itself in you soon enough.

Banana: Ugh... It sucks being you!

Dave: HEY!

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[Lt. Cmdr. Doss]

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Having eaten their full both Dave and Banana felt unusually tired.

Dave Yawned, which prompted Banana to Yawn in turn.

Dave: Damn... we must be tired...

Banana: It's been a... *yaaaaawwnnnn* long day.  I think I'm going to just curl up and sleep....

Banana lays her head down, too tired to question why she's suddenly so tired and falls asleep. Dave follows suit and both are sleeping peacefully within moments.

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